How Typical!

My guy friends very often wonder why i tend to have such radical opinions about guys. Some of my friends also take offense at the fact that i don't give many a 'chance', I generalize, I am biased and so on. Maybe this will help them understand why I feel the guys who do the following are the rule and NOT the exceptions.

Your neighborhood help - chauffeur, presswallah, jamadaar etc. will check you out

While you drive, some car will try to overtake you, drive rashly, just to get ahead and then feel triumphant about it.

At any point, if your car does stop while driving, which can happen to the best of us, it is because 'you are a girl' and not because maybe you did not maintain the speed-gear balance.

At all traffic signals, and I mean ALL, the cars adjacent to you will stare inside. Yes I am a girl driving. Please get used to it.

You most definitely have got followed. At least once.

You will get random 'Wana be friends lines' everywhere..resturants, offices, social networking sites. You name it.

Your ex-boyfriend will find innovative ways to make u feel pathetic about yourself. And u feel pathetic also. Mission accomplished.

Some 'friends' are actually crushing you. Hence the sudden 'understanding'.

Your colleagues will openly stare/gaze/comment. You are not supposed to raise an alarm unless something drastic happens. Common thought 'Kuch kia kya usne?' Should i wait for the pervert to go to the extent of touching me

Little 'kids' at the signal, who are young enough to be your nephews, will call you dirty names and run away.

Men old enough to be your fathers/grandfathers will proposition to you..at conferences, overseas visits, you name it.

Loser-ish guys who wish to go out with you, will try everything, but ask you out. If you are so interested, why dont you gather enough balls to ask someone out?

While travelling by public transport, sudden crowds will give them a liberty to feel you up, pinch your bottom, pinch your bossom.

There is always an incestuous experience during childhood, which involved someone whom you trusted - a close relative, a trusted friend.

And those are some of the reasons why guys consider women as 'bhaav khaoing', rude, snobbish and like me..man-haters.

Statutory Warning (girls only): Any glance, stare, chance meeting of eyes, conversation, exchange of mails, contact details and something as innocuous as a pleasant expression will be misconstrued as an expression of interest, unless stated otherwise explicitly. Explicit statements can range from resorting to physical violence to blatant ignore. In maximum cases, the assailant will not acknowledge your attempts to discourage interest.